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Patreon 029: Beverly Hills, 90210 - “One Wedding and a Funeral” (aka “Dyan’s Noxema Girl Bride is Murdered!”) (1995)
Remember that time Dylan McKay almost lived happily ever after? OF COURSE YOU DO.
Patreon 028: Melrose Place - “The Bitch Is Back” (aka “The Wig Removal Heard Around the World”) (1994)
Misunderstood for decades as the patron saint of “crazy” ex-girlfriends everywhere, I deconstruct Dr. Kimberly Shaw's righteous quest for revenge.
Patreon 027: Sex and the City - “Easy Come, Easy Go” (aka “Carrie Cheats on Aidan with Big!”) (2000)
"Alrighty!" Let's kick off this month of love by reminding you that Carrie Bradshaw is the actual worst.
Patreon 026: Friends - “The One with the Routine” (1999)
I'm gonna party like it's 1999 by revisiting Monica and Ross's magical millennial moment on Season 6, Episode 10 of Friends, titled "The One with the Routine".
Patreon 025: Maude - “Maude’s Dilemma” (aka “Maude Exercises Her Right to Choose” (1972)
On this very special super-sized episode, TikTok's famous Divorce Coach for Moms Jessica Ashley joins me to discuss the most controversial television episodes of the 1970’s. Patrons, I’m talking about Season 1, Episodes 9 and 10 of Maude, titled “Maude’s Dilemma - parts 1 & 2”.
Patreon 024: Out of This World - “Evie’s Thirteenth Birthday” (aka “The Show that Had You Wishing You Could Freeze Time”) (1987)
Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? Of course you would, which is why I'm dissecting Season 1, Episode 1 of ‘Out of This World’, the bizarro fantasy sitcom about a half-human, half-alien teenage girl who could freeze time.
Patreon 023: Family Ties - “Say Uncle” (aka “That Time Tom Hanks Drank Vanilla Extract”) (1984)
Just for funsies, let's revisit a pre-megastar Tom Hanks in his dramatic role of a lifetime as Uncle Ned in Season 2, Episode 14 of Family Ties, titled “Say Uncle” (aka “That Time Tom Hanks Drank Vanilla Extract”).
Patreon 022: Small Wonder - “Vicki’s Homecoming” & “The Neighbors” (1985)
Because Alexa and Siri have all but taken over, I'm on Patreon to reprogram your memory of Small Wonder, the WTF show about an engineer dad that creates a girl child robot to live with his family because why the hell not.
Patreon 21: Blossom - “Blossom Blossoms” (aka “Blossom Gets Her Period and Her Mom is MIA”) (1991)
From pro level period management, maternal abandonment, and being embarrassed to buy personal care items, to hats as a trigger, dressing like a granny, and thriving in menopause, we chat all about needing our moms, becoming women, and the importance of doing your best with what you've got.
Patreon 20: Dinosaurs - “Steroids to Heaven” (aka “The Patreon with My Teenage Son”) (1993)
My teenage son joins me to get animated about animatronics as we break down Season 3, Episode 15 of Dinosaurs (yes, DINOSAURS) titled "Steroids to Heaven".
Patreon 19: Growing Pains - “Second Chance” (aka “The One Where Chandler Bing Dies”) (1989)
"Don't waste another minute on your cryyyyyyin'" as we break down the drinking, driving, and unexpected death in Season 4, Episode 20 of Growing Pains, titled "Second Chance" (aka "The One Where Chandler Bing Dies").
Patreon 18: The Brady Bunch - “Her Sister’s Shadow” (aka “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”) (1971)
Here's the story of a lovely young lady who is living in her sister's shadow.
Patreon 17: Roseanne - “Crime and Punishment” and “War and Peace” (aka “Jackie is a Victim of Domestic Violence”) (1993)
Join me as I break down a very special two-part episode of Roseanne that's considered among the series’ most essential. I’m talking about Season 5, Episode 13 “Crime and Punishment” and Episode 14 “War and Peace” (aka “Jackie is a Victim of Domestic Violence”.)
Patreon 16: Seinfeld - “The Soup Nazi” (aka “No Soup for You!”) (1995)
Grab a spoon and join me as we savor the critically acclaimed, heavily quoted, and much-beloved Seinfeld classic, "The Soup Nazi" (aka "No Soup for You!").
Patreon 15: The Hills - “You Know What You Did” (aka “Did Heidi Start Lauren’s Sex Tape Rumor?”) (2007)
Whether you're Team Lauren or Team Heidi, The Hills’ "You KNOW What You Did!" still lives rent-free in your head (and you know it).
Patreon 14: The Wonder Years - Series Finale (aka “Did Kevin and Winnie Really Do It in that Barn?”) (1993)
Let's venture back to the summer of 1973 as we unpack Season 6, Episodes 21 & 22 of The Wonder Years titled "Summer" and "Independence Day" as I attempt to answer the age-old question: Did Kevin and Winnie do it in that barn?
Patreon 13: Beverly Hills, 90210 - “Graduation Day: Parts 1 & 2” (aka “Donna Martin Finally Does It”) (1997)
The wait is finally over. Join me as I dish on the deflowering of our favorite GenX virgin, Donna Martin in Season 7, Episodes 31 and 32 of Beverly Hills, 90210 titled “Graduation Day: Parts 1 & 2” (aka "Donna Martin Finally Does It!").
Patreon 12: Happy Days - “Hollywood: Parts 1-3” (aka “Fonzie Literally Jumps the Shark!”) (1977)
Ayyyyyyyyye! Join me as I water ski into Season 5, Episodes 1, 2 and 3 of Happy Days, titled “Hollywood: Parts 1, 2, and 3” (aka “Fonzie Literally Jumps the Shark!”).
Patreon 11: The Golden Girls - “Sick and Tired” (aka “Dorothy Is Dismissed by Her Doctors”) (1989)
Grab your caftan and settle into some wicker, Jessica Ashley joins me to talk about getting older, getting wiser, and getting golden!
Patreon 10: Full House - “Shape Up” (aka “OMG, D.J. Might Have an Eating Disorder!”) (1990)
Does D.J. Tanner have an eating disorder? Lets break down this very special episode of our favorite show in the TGIF lineup — Full House!